Monday, May 24, 2010

Cat a Log

The other week I made a needed trip to the grocery store to get things we really, really needed.  Pizza, emergency Vienna sausages, eggs, toilet paper, grapes... All these things we really needed.  But as I examined the list I realized that the cats were getting about as much as the people.  Fancy Feast, 3 different kinds of cat "dinners" and kitty litter.  But I forgot Rudy's dry food because it didn't make the list.  That required an extra special trip to the pet store.

9 comments:

DandelionMom said...

Please tell me those emergency Vienna sausages were for the cats! Or maybe for your fallout shelter (next to the Twinkies)???? You don't pry those things out of their gelatinous mass and eat them yourselves do you? Some of those Fancy Feast cans of food smell better for sure! Looking at your list...do even your cats have fish on friday? :P

Mary said...

Nope, I wouldn't eat a Vienna sausage if you paid me, but hubby considers them an appropriate emergency snack food.

Dodger--fish
Rudy--chicken
beef,etc, once in a while for variety.

DandelionMom said...

I bet he would go for some of that fancy feast pate' on crackers if he likes Vienna sausage! LOL Either that or he is one desperate man at snack time.

Mary said...

My hubby has a fear that I don't clean the forks adequately and he might accidentally eat cat food. I thought someone would comment on the beef worms--which is what we call the canned beef because it looks like--worms.

And I looked in the fridge and the Viennas are already open. Hubby only eats half a can at a time. I will have to put emergency Viennas on the list again.

Mary said...

Hubby just polished off the Viennas. I needed to feed cats at the same time, but waited until he had composed his snack. He thanked me because he said--If I got cat food on the crackers, I probably couldn't tell it from the Vienna sausages.

Such a man, he eats them anyway, because somebody has to, I suppose.

abroadermark said...

You buy two kinds of toilet paper? His and hers? One for #1, the other for #2? One for the people, the other for the cats? Inquiring minds want to know - why two kinds of t.p. Mary?

Mary said...

You get the prize for noticing the TP. I only use Scott. Hubby has two tp dispensers in his facility, so he loads one up with the Charmin and one with the Scott. I have not inquired as the the duties of these separate papers. There are some things that are better left unsaid and unknown, even in a marriage of 31 and 1/2 years.

abroadermark said...

What's the prize?

Mary said...

I will look around and find something I don't need anymore. LOL